On buskers*
“You give them money for playing music in public? By that rationale, anyone who’s leered at my tits in public owes me a dollar.”
* That’s “Street Performers” for you Americans.
GOD YES!
Well, if you people kept a tip jar I’m sure people with wandering eyes would oblige ;)
We typically have a tip jar. It’s called a purse.
Wait…I’m allowed to leer, so long as I shove a dollar into your purse? This is drastic and powerful news.
Yeah, you see, it works out great for us because you can give us a dollar, stare at our boobs and we can proceed to hit you with said purse and still have your dollar. It’s a great system.
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